• Up to now, nobody has said that there is anything beyond enlightenment. That's why I say, I am a milestone. With me, a new chapter in the history of consciousness begins. Enlightenment will be now the beginning, not the end. Beginning of a non-ending process in all dimensions of richness.
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    Nobody is a saviour neither Buddha nor Jesus Christ

    Osho - Nobody is a saviour neither Buddha nor Jesus Christ Question: Through the ages, incarnations like Jesus and Buddha have accepted to come and help humanity. If life is no more than a joke, why do they take the trouble? That too is part of this great cosmic joke. Buddha and Christ -- they are part of this great game, this pl...
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    Many of your Jokes I don't get. What to do?

    Question: Osho, Many of your Jokes i don't get. What to do? Anand Magdalena, You must be too serious. When I say that I am very serious about my jokes I am joking! You should not listen to me at all! Be alert, be watchful. I am not a man to be relied upon always. There is no need to get the joke -- the joke will get you! You simp...
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    Laughter as a Meditation - Starting and Ending day with Laughter

    Osho on Laughter as a Meditation - Starting and Ending day with Laughter Osho - Laughter brings strength. Now, even medical science says that laughter is one of the most deep-going medicines nature has provided man with. If you can laugh when you are ill you will get your health back sooner. If you cannot laugh, even if you are h...
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    That's my whole teaching, celebration; not worship but Celebration

    Osho Teachings on Celebration That's my whole teaching, celebration; not worship but celebration. When you worship, you start making a hierarchy; the lower and the higher. When you worship you put something on top of other things. When you worship, something becomes sacred and something becomes profane. When you worship you divid...
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    Osho Quotes on "Life is a Cosmic Joke"

    Osho Quotes on "Life is a Cosmic Joke" "When laughter comes out of silence you are not laughing at anybody's cost, you are simply laughing at the whole cosmic joke. And it really is a joke! That's why I go on telling jokes to you... because jokes carry more than any scriptures. It is a joke because inside you you have everything,...
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  6. What is the most stupid thing Mulla Nasrudin ever did?

    Osho on Mulla Nasrudin stupidity and wisdom Question : What is the most stupid thing Mulla Nasrudin ever did? It is difficult to say, because he is still alive. And one thing is certain – he will not die before me. So don’t ask, because nobody can predict; he is unpredictable. And he will do more and more stupid things; one grows...
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    Religion has been missing one very fundamental quality: the sense of humor.

    Question: Osho, To become Enlightened, do you need to be Jewish or does it just help? Amitabh, Religion has been missing one very fundamental quality: the sense of humor. It has been very unfortunate because it has made religion sick. The sense of humor is part, an essential part, of the wholeness of man. It keeps him healthy, it...
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    Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews?

    Question 3 : Beloved Osho, Why do you tell so many Jokes about the Jews? Sanatano, Jews have a sense of humor as nobody else has. For example, Hindus have no jokes, not a single joke which can be called Hindu. All the jokes that Indians tell to each other come from the West. India has lost the sense of humor; it has become too se...
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    Laughter is very essence of religion. Seriousness is never Religious

    Osho - Laughter is the very essence of religion Laughter is the very essence of religion. Seriousness is never religious, cannot be religious. Seriousness is of the ego, part of the very disease. Laughter is egolessness. Yes, there is a difference between when you laugh and when a religious man laughs. The difference is that you ...
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    Laughter brings you closest to prayer.

    Jokes can be just pure humor without any violence in them. Sometimes on the surface one may think there is some violence, but the point is not what others think, the point is what your intention is. It is a question of intention. You can smile with an intention to offend, then smiling becomes a sin. Anything can become a sin if d...
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    Osho on Zen Master Hotei - Laughing Buddha

    Osho on Zen Master Hotei - Laughing Buddha Osho - In Japan, a great mystic, Hotei, is called the laughing Buddha. He is one of the most loved mystics in Japan, and he never uttered a single word. As he became enlightened, he started laughing, and whenever somebody would ask, Why are you laughing? he would laugh more. And he would...
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    If life is no more than a joke, why do they (Jesus, Buddha) take the trouble?

    Question: Through the ages, incarnations like Jesus and Buddha have accepted to come and help humanity. If life is no more than a joke, why do they take the trouble? That too is part of this great cosmic joke. Buddha and Christ -- they are part of this great game, this play, this LEELA. Don't take them seriously, they are not ser...
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    Why do you tell jokes?

    Question: Why do you tell jokes? And why don't you laugh at your own jokes? First, Religion is a complicated joke. If you don't laugh at all you have missed the point; if you only laugh you have missed the point again. It is a very complicated joke. And the whole of life is a great cosmic joke. It is not a serious phenomenon -- t...
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  14. Mulla Nasruddin illustrates that the world is not a tragedy but a comedy.

    Osho on Sufi Mystic Mulla Nasruddin Enlightenment Question : Beloved Osho, Did Mulla Nasruddin become enlightened? He must have -- because if he is not enlightened then nobody can be. Mulla Nasruddin is a Sufi figure, one of the oldest figures of Sufi anecdotes, and he shows whatsoever I have been saying here: that the world is a...
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    You seem to be the first Enlightened Master who tells Jokes. Why is it So

    Question - Beloved Master, You seem to be the first Enlightened Master who tells Jokes -- Why is it So? Garima, I will tell you a story. The following story in the Talmud was particularly cherished by the great Hassid master, Baal Shem. Rabbi Baruch used to visit the marketplace where the Prophet Elijah often appeared to him. It ...
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    Osho Quotes on Laughter

    Osho on Laughter - laughter should become a part of Sadhana ”This is worth considering. It is significant. The first thing to understand is that except for man, no animal is capable of laughter. So laughter shows a very high peak in the evolution of life. If you go out on the street and see a buffalo laughing, you will be scared ...
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    What is the secret of a Joke?

    Question: Osho, What is the secret of a Joke? The sudden unexpected turn, that is the secret of a joke -- the revelation. You are expecting something and it doesn't happen; what happens is so totally absurd and yet has a logic of its own... it is ridiculous and yet not illogical. That's what suddenly becomes a laughter in you. Yo...
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